Here’s a picture of Yumberry Grapefruit yogurt. Taken on my roof. I didn’t think the Yumberry looked good on its own. Well, to tell the truth, I didn’t think yumberries were an actual thing.

Or rather, I thought it was simply a marketing name for a blend of berries. Well, turns out it’s a marketing name for a type of fruit instead…. myrica rubra, to be exact.

In my opinion, it looks a lot like lychee and well, the yogurt was actually pretty terrible so I don’t actually know what a  yumberry tastes like. But, I think that’s more the fault of the yogurt. Well, my fault too, I guess, because it was me who bought 10 yogurts because they only cost $4. Damn you, supermarket deals.

I’ll have to try to find some yumberries at the farmer’s market. I’ll report back if I do. Speaking of Chinese oddities, here’s an oddly specific fortune.